- Person 1: Can I get a tall white mocha?
- [10 seconds later]
- Person 2: What did they just order?
- Me: ... A tall white mocha.
- Person 1: Wait, you've never had a white mocha before?!
- Person 2: [grimaces] No. Can I just get a grande white chocolate latte instead?
- Me: ...
- Person 1: Ew, a latte?! With milk? Yuck! I have to have mine with actual coffee.
- Me: [dies internally]